every girl got that laid back hoe outfit. where it’s casual enough to look like you just in your crib but sexual enough to have his dick like woah

(via buzzybabe)


"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches, via evolitional)


you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via p-i-n-k-b-i-t-c-h)